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themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka  few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

(via tall--tyrion-lannister)

Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Me: Math.

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

(via the-sky-isnt-always-blue)

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

(via the-sky-isnt-always-blue)

areyoutryingtodeduceme: this will never not be hilarious to me

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

(Source: daddog, via datassdontquit)

chadkroeger: my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging

chadkroeger:

my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging

(via datassdontquit)

(Source: brighterthanshine, via datassdontquit)

wwworldwide:

420 + 420= 666
wake up america

(Source: girlglue, via datassdontquit)

h0odrich: ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet under a mat from my mom since i was 8

h0odrich:

ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet under a mat from my mom since i was 8

(via datassdontquit)

peau-rose: Well this is hilarious

peau-rose:

Well this is hilarious

(via datassdontquit)